Why 2011 Was the Best Year Ever

I was going to write a sappy post about the year winding down and all that Hallmark-y crap, but then I remembered this is supposed to be a funny blog. Sometimes I forget that there's a time and a place for everything. No, really. I am occasionally inappropriate.

Uh, so anyway, the year is winding down and all, but that's no reason to get all sentimental and weepy about resolutions you didn't keep and goals you didn't achieve. Why not focus on the positive? Here, I'll help! Cuz that's just how I roll, my friends.

1. You're reading this blog, correct? Awesome! That means you are both a) literate and b) not severely visually impaired. Yay you!
2. It also means you either own or have access to a computer or handheld digital device, which would imply you are not currently incarcerated or being held for ransom in a dank warehouse. Again, kudos!
3. It would also seem to indicate that you know about improv comedy, which demonstrates your superior intellect and excellent taste. Super! And finally,
   
4. Odds are you are neither married to nor in the process of divorcing a Kardashian. Nice!

Great job on making 2011 a huge success! If you want to make 2012 even better, take some Held2gether improv classes. Get out of your comfort zone, improve some skills, make new friends and have a ball. Who knows, maybe you'll even meet that special someone.

No, not a Kardashian.

By Sonnjea Blackwell